2002-12-30 - flocked
2002-12-28 - half pint
2002-12-24 - Christmas is coming, the goose is getting fat
2002-12-23 - parent soup
2002-12-23 - London calling, bad news
2002-12-19 - do they know it's Christmas?
2002-12-10 - can't wait for January
2002-12-07 - choosy mothers choose....
2002-12-06 - O.P.P.
2002-12-02 - Norman Rockwell it ain't
2002-11-27 - turducken and deep fat
2002-11-27 - good day sunshine
2002-11-23 - the family drama
2002-11-21 - dirty old woman
2002-11-19 - paint it black
2002-11-18 - Leonids
2002-11-18 - Eleanor, Paul, and me
2002-11-17 - and who was I again?
2002-11-11 - Cherokee people
2002-11-11 - home improvement
2002-11-10 - Halloween 2002
2002-11-10 - taking my meds--with a grain of salt
2002-11-07 - earth and space science
2002-11-03 - happy birthday, sucker
2002-11-01 - that'll teach 'em
2002-10-31 - feed your head
2002-10-25 - death is the great inconvenience
2002-10-13 - let's roll
2002-10-11 - the elephant in the room
2002-10-06 - this must be Belgium
2002-10-04 - twenty-year reunion
2002-10-03 - forgetful and forgotten
2002-10-02 - God's grandeur
2002-09-19 - composure
2002-09-17 - out of circulation
2002-09-11 - jack be quick
2002-09-04 - funky mama goes back to school
2002-08-30 - dilemma
2002-08-29 - hiatus
2002-08-28 - limbo
2002-08-28 - itchy
2002-08-21 - practicing the gentle arts
2002-08-19 - the spinster aunt goes to Vegas
2002-08-19 - tears and self-loathing
2002-08-18 - dreamscape with yard sale
2002-08-17 - it ain't basketball, but it's a living
2002-08-13 - deadline? what deadline?
2002-08-13 - bounce out
2002-08-13 - ex is for execrable
2002-08-12 - man oh man
2002-08-12 - clay
2002-08-08 - What about Americans? What kind of people are Americans?
2002-08-08 - golden years
2002-08-05 - snowmelt
2002-08-05 - hand over fist
2002-08-05 - what's family without a little scandal?
2002-08-02 - hell is where you hang your hat
2002-08-02 - Eeyore
2002-08-01 - math people aren't real | going to the literary dogs
2002-07-31 - stop, in the name of love
2002-07-30 - smooth
2002-07-29 - this is not my beautiful house
2002-07-29 - architectural details of my past
2002-07-29 - speak your mind, even if your voice shakes
2002-07-24 - don't mourn, organize
2002-07-22 - meanwhile, back in Gotham City
2002-07-21 - rant and roll
2002-07-17 - sub-division
2002-07-16 - it could happen here
2002-07-15 - cold swim
2002-07-13 - dry mouth
2002-07-11 - ma petit chou
2002-07-11 - fool me once
2002-07-10 - he takes my breath away
2002-07-10 - the artful dodger
2002-07-08 - in which our heroine glimpses destiny
2002-07-07 - under my thumb
2002-07-06 - what the realtor said
2002-07-05 - pennies from heaven?
2002-07-04 - permanent alien
2002-07-04 - venturing fourth
2002-07-04 - meat the parents
2002-07-02 - it's been real, and it's been fun, but it hasn't been real fun
2002-07-01 - the error of our ways
2002-06-30 - whoa-oo whoa-oo whoa-oo whoa
2002-06-30 - bones
2002-06-30 - spam news you can use
2002-06-30 - spam all over me
2002-06-29 - drugged
2002-06-28 - the pledge
2002-06-27 - wrote this last night, but forgot to post it
2002-06-27 - spirit
2002-06-26 - embracing my stupidity
2002-06-25 - everybody and his brother
2002-06-25 - most nutritious vegetables
2002-06-25 - wrong
2002-06-25 - assets and detrimentals
2002-06-25 - taking it personally
2002-06-25 - update--still lame
2002-06-25 - merry-go-round
2002-06-24 - dancing queen
2002-06-24 - wispy watercolor
2002-06-24 - bridge jumpers
2002-06-21 - please hang up and dial again
2002-06-21 - rattling
2002-06-20 - heart attack special
2002-06-18 - mother's little helper
2002-06-17 - a slice of my star-studded life
2002-06-16 - I missed my calling
2002-06-16 - duck, duck, goose
2002-06-15 - dunked
2002-06-14 - where do I go from here
2002-06-13 - wishing well
2002-06-13 - comedy central
2002-06-13 - losing the piano
2002-06-11 - when my ship comes in
2002-06-11 - Maxine, in the flesh
2002-06-08 - on following my instincts
2002-06-06 - Jasper rap
2002-06-05 - Y
2002-06-04 - discipline
2002-06-03 - pottery wheel
2002-06-01 - June! Can you believe it?
2002-05-30 - my reply to the anonymous guestbook entries
2002-05-30 - my arm still hurts
2002-05-29 - hot, pinched nerve, Oliver Wood, still hot
2002-05-29 - waterfall
2002-05-27 - bad day
2002-05-26 - vent, with not-in-laws
2002-05-25 - Do you have a Mac??
2002-05-25 - ouch!
2002-05-24 - different strokes
2002-05-24 - waffled
2002-05-22 - go away
2002-05-22 - Monday, May 27th
2002-05-20 - needs work, lacks focus
2002-05-20 - dreams by era
2002-05-17 - Felony's six pack
2002-05-17 - no business like show business
2002-05-15 - my little boy is growing up
2002-05-13 - fellaboy
2002-05-13 - what's Frank McCourt got that I haven't got? shouldn't I have the better memory, since I had the better diet?
2002-05-13 - howdy doody time
2002-05-10 - that would be the taking lots of Internet quizzes on the clock dog
2002-05-09 - chocolate headache
2002-05-08 - on faking it
2002-05-08 - I know who I was when I woke up this morning, but I must have changed several times since then
2002-05-08 - earwig
2002-05-07 - me, as blackheart
2002-05-07 - NIMBY
2002-05-06 - so then what
2002-05-05 - in the same vein
2002-05-05 - Wednesday's child
2002-05-01 - highly sensitive
2002-05-01 - Dr. Wheat
2002-05-01 - durr
2002-04-30 - this gets weird
2002-04-28 - an inspirational message from our founder
2002-04-26 - big weekend
2002-04-26 - cyclops
2002-04-25 - revenge of the therapi
2002-04-24 - how did this happen?
2002-04-24 - ins and outs
2002-04-23 - my second poem draft (I don't have a name for this one yet)
2002-04-23 - prose poem, draft: the transparency of homework
2002-04-23 - what matters
2002-04-22 - I confess, I confess, I confess
2002-04-22 - pillow talk
2002-04-20 - an old kit bag
2002-04-18 - and the meek shall inherit the earth
2002-04-17 - voice mail
2002-04-16 - curse of the fire-breathing lunkheads
2002-04-16 - orange crush
2002-04-15 - conventioneers, with diaries
2002-04-14 - coincidentally enough
2002-04-13 - moving right along
2002-04-13 - boom
2002-04-12 - the tyranny of Nick Jr.
2002-04-12 - nothing to worry about
2002-04-11 - in which I take on the plumage of a dork
2002-04-10 - 'junkie' it is
2002-04-10 - and much, much more
2002-04-10 - boycott cocaine
2002-04-05 - two by two
2002-04-04 - me and my megalomania
2002-04-04 - wherefore art thou, Juliet?
2002-04-03 - if it's Tuesday, this must be Belgium
2002-03-31 - Cowtown with the shrews
2002-03-31 - tricks are for kids
2002-03-30 - the great American pastime
2002-03-30 - carbo nation
2002-03-30 - a day late and a dollar short
2002-03-29 - talking to myself
2002-03-28 - might as well ask
2002-03-28 - burn that mother down
2002-03-27 - Chatty Catty goes to the Oscars
2002-03-27 - Diaryland mon amour
2002-03-26 - lookie lookie
2002-03-26 - so there
2002-03-25 - on parenting
2002-03-25 - I contain multitudes
2002-03-25 - oh babe, I hate to go
2002-03-25 - Eureka!
2002-03-25 - no luck at the shelter
2002-03-25 - the thing is
2002-03-25 - missing dog
2002-03-24 - mini-me
2002-03-23 - unusual and very very cruel
2002-03-22 - Adam and Obvious
2002-03-21 - why I am a dog person
2002-03-20 - I am finished with the Catholics, and they are finished with me
2002-03-19 - ten pumpkin boxes, coming right up
2002-03-18 - it's a Catholic thing
2002-03-18 - chock full
2002-03-17 - steadily depressing, low-down, mind-messing, pushy kid and memoir blues
2002-03-17 - quick survey
2002-03-16 - poor Liza
2002-03-16 - my cheating heart
2002-03-14 - Spongebob Squarepants and me
2002-03-13 - I'm having a bad day, can you tell?
2002-03-13 - me and my very large problem
2002-03-12 - dream with towhead
2002-03-11 - qotd
2002-03-11 - obit redux
2002-03-11 - Girl Scout material
2002-03-10 - my obituary
2002-03-10 - that's life in the fourth dimension
2002-03-10 - catalyst
2002-03-09 - this is not my epiphany
2002-03-08 - those who can't, teach
2002-03-04 - three sets
2002-03-04 - Lafayette de la Tour de France
2002-03-04 - in league with eggheads
2002-03-03 - postscript
2002-03-03 - +
2002-03-03 - connection is made
2002-03-02 - thin mints
2002-02-27 - who's he when he's at home?
2002-02-27 - puffy
2002-02-25 - child mortality statistics
2002-02-25 - I dream of Felony with the light brown hair
2002-02-24 - slam me, baby
2002-02-24 - early
2002-02-22 - Monday, Monday
2002-02-22 - incontrovertible evidence
2002-02-22 - starting somewhere
2002-02-21 - not yet
2002-02-21 - mad
2002-02-21 - do be a doo bee
2002-02-20 - wah wah waaah, plus kittens
2002-02-19 - not this time
2002-02-19 - my missing kid
2002-02-15 - here is the thing
2002-02-15 - cottage industry
2002-02-13 - Superflat
2002-02-12 - everything I have
2002-02-11 - publish or perish
2002-02-11 - I know I'm forgetting something
2002-02-11 - the new music
2002-02-10 - talk to the hand
2002-02-08 - running the gamut
2002-02-07 - done, tired, reeking
2002-02-06 - unless or until
2002-02-06 - Jedi mind trick
2002-02-06 - soy un perdedor
2002-02-05 - who do I look like, Sunny von Bulow?
2002-02-05 - just a big nobody
2002-02-05 - what, me worry?
2002-02-04 - tell me why baby why baby why baby why
2002-02-01 - Idaho
2002-02-01 - swinging
2002-01-31 - one potato, two potato
2002-01-30 - moxie
2002-01-27 - fabricating the mixed metaphor
2002-01-27 - hello, darkness, my old friend
2002-01-23 - miles to go before I sleep
2002-01-23 - let's start at the very beginning
2002-01-22 - Sontag, Bombeck, Konttinen
2002-01-22 - peer pressure
2002-01-20 - T. S. Eliot be damned
2002-01-20 - surprise, surprise
2002-01-18 - was this review helpful to you?
2002-01-17 - disheartened
2002-01-15 - funny ha-ha or funny strange
2002-01-14 - the tale of the delinquent auto-debtor
2002-01-13 - I killed the fish
2002-01-13 - contemplation and desire
2002-01-11 - destiny's child
2002-01-11 - benefits of sisterhood
2002-01-11 - I was adored once, too
2002-01-10 - again
2002-01-10 - wowza
2002-01-09 - enough love to go around
2002-01-06 - triptych
2002-01-05 - up, up, and away
2002-01-04 - forever Ikea
2002-01-03 - correction
2002-01-03 - strategery
2002-01-01 - a man, a plan, a canal: Panama
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