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2002-03-29 | 6:20 p.m.

Go get the ham.

I don't want to get the ham. I want to sit here until my parboiled ribs are finished and eat my dinner.

Go get the ham now and you'll be back before the ribs are finished.

I'm too hungry to move. Anyway, the best hams have already been taken. What's the rush?

If you don't go get the ham, you won't be able to get it tomorrow. Duff is taking the van, remember?

Yeah.

What are you doing now?

I'm just looking real quick at a couple of diaries that are linked over at the...

GO GET THE HAM!

Oh, shut UP!

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