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next Just committed dietary hari-kiri. Ate 2-3 gourmet cookies (the kind with a 3-1/2 inch diameter) with a Pepsi and a fruit juice bar. My personal carbohydrate gods must be rattling their sabers. No, actually, I just checked and they're all sleeping. I have 1903 messages in my inbox. The house is sweltering. I am molting. I walk down into the basement garage, where it's darker and cooler, to check the mail for the umpteenth time, idly wondering if it's a holiday. Faintly, I hear the ICQ "uh oh!" and my pulse quickens. Wonder what life will be like after the Internet? I used to say there was no going back but perhaps that is short-sighted. I'm feeling swollen and stupid, so instead of more dreck from me, here are some quotes that I didn't write. "[I've] decided that Moby-Dick was the greatest book ever written. It leaves the reader with a few good lines and the arrogant self-righteousness that comes only with great suffering. I endured the chapter titled, "Measurement of the Whale's Skeleton," and so should everybody else. Strength through mutual agony--that's the dictum of the great literary canon, and if you think otherwise, you're an idiot." --David Sedaris on reading "Moby Dick" ["The Life List," Esquire, December 1999] "I've gone into thousands of [fortune teller's parlors], and have been told thousands of things, but nobody ever told me I was a policewoman getting ready to arrest her." -- NYC detective
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