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2000-03-26 | 23:28:24

Watched the Academy Awards. This is what watching the Academy Awards feels like to me:

"The nominees for Best Restaurant in the Universe are ... Red Lobster, Chevy's, Stewart Anderson's Black Angus, Olive Garden, and Applebee's."

Wait a minute--those aren't even the best restaurants in town! How can those be ...

"And the winner is ... Olive Garden!"

WHAT?! Are you kidding me? Okay, Chevy's may be a chain, but it's way better than Olive Garden. Has everyone gone nuts? Am I stuck in a parallel universe?

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