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2001-12-31 - our New Year's resolutions
2001-12-31 - I coulda been a contender
2001-12-29 - lost loves
2001-12-29 - sic transit gloria mundi
2001-12-28 - our criminal past
2001-12-28 - jolly snowman & the fallopian tubes
2001-12-25 - Christmas
2001-12-22 - support your local letter carrier
2001-12-21 - four days
2001-12-17 - what I did on my Saturday night
2001-12-14 - mother nature
2001-12-14 - thrift remorse
2001-12-13 - same old story
2001-12-13 - grrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
2001-12-12 - rough day in Loserville
2001-12-12 - Cassandra on ice
2001-12-12 - the ugly American, c'est moi
2001-12-11 - race, feminism, class and first grade
2001-12-10 - the year in review
2001-12-08 - afterglow
2001-12-04 - long may she wave
2001-12-03 - what passes for logic out in the ether
2001-12-03 - kudzu over quicksand
2001-12-03 - I was born in the wagon of a traveling show
2001-11-30 - a head for math
2001-11-30 - material girl
2001-11-29 - yesterday, we didn't go to the museum
2001-11-27 - setting the record straight
2001-11-26 - quitting time
2001-11-23 - interview
2001-11-23 - fuel for thought
2001-11-22 - think. think!
2001-11-21 - licking wounds
2001-11-19 - my secret pal
2001-11-19 - here comes Santie Claus
2001-11-19 - maybe, maybe not
2001-11-18 - the old gray mare she ain't what she used to be
2001-11-18 - big night
2001-11-16 - the family handyman
2001-11-16 - ruination rumination
2001-11-14 - the most recognizable nose in the world
2001-11-13 - no offense
2001-11-09 - you like me! you really really like me!
2001-11-08 - screaming match
2001-11-07 - ridiculous
2001-11-05 - best of all, we won
2001-11-05 - sis boom bah
2001-11-05 - not yet
2001-11-03 - life in the information age
2001-11-01 - non-progress report
2001-10-29 - Oprah
2001-10-29 - now where did I put those bonbons
2001-10-28 - sounds good to me
2001-10-27 - erotic city
2001-10-25 - new feature!
2001-10-25 - I kissed a girl
2001-10-24 - really love your peaches
2001-10-24 - strong words
2001-10-24 - a very important person in our family
2001-10-23 - bio hazard
2001-10-23 - dear reader
2001-10-22 - ICQ
2001-10-21 - soccer dance
2001-10-19 - gallows humor
2001-10-17 - D'land fantasy shindig
2001-10-17 - safe as houses
2001-10-16 - religion quiz results
2001-10-16 - the difference
2001-10-16 - swing bangs
2001-10-15 - flagwavers
2001-10-14 - spaghetti
2001-10-13 - pretty maids all in a row
2001-10-12 - on second thought
2001-10-12 - anonymous crush and backwards pride
2001-10-12 - stop making sense
2001-10-11 - remember this
2001-10-11 - planned obsolescence and pay-as-you-go rant
2001-10-10 - talk about your Western influence
2001-10-10 - do be a doo-bee
2001-10-07 - Emmys
2001-10-03 - oops
2001-10-03 - my so-called career
2001-10-02 - ironic
2001-10-01 - better now? not sure
2001-10-01 - hack
2001-09-30 - here's an e-mail/forward I just sent to a bunch of my friends. There's no reason my diary should be spared
2001-09-28 - overboard
2001-09-28 - Ann-Margret
2001-09-26 - and another thing
2001-09-26 - happy feet
2001-09-25 - what do you want to do?
2001-09-25 - go lightning
2001-09-22 - the new masculine
2001-09-21 - now we are six
2001-09-19 - being the Mom
2001-09-19 - bonbons and Bridget
2001-09-19 - if music be the food of love, play on
2001-09-14 - noble, but useless
2001-09-13 - house proud
2001-09-13 - on the prospect of war
2001-09-12 - in the wrong place at the wrong time
2001-09-12 - I love you, honey
2001-09-12 - the money trail
2001-09-11 - holding hands
2001-09-11 - blood donations needed
2001-09-11 - America under attack
2001-09-13 - it's my party and I'll cry if I want to
2001-09-09 - special guest appearance
2001-09-08 - accident
2001-09-07 - juggling
2001-09-06 - click clash cliché
2001-09-03 - nice work if you can get it
2001-08-31 - go team
2001-08-30 - adventures in professionalism
2001-08-28 - do it yourself
2001-08-28 - quicksand
2001-08-27 - welcome to first grade
2001-08-27 - cupcakes and grindstones
2001-08-26 - duh
2001-08-24 - housewife
2001-08-23 - freaky diary
2001-08-21 - guess you had to be there
2001-08-21 - taking the fun out of fundamental
2001-08-21 - dux redux (reflux?)
2001-08-21 - hunchback of notre mère
2001-08-20 - what I really want to say is
2001-08-18 - summer of love
2001-08-17 - monkey in a cage
2001-08-16 - morning man
2001-08-14 - dinner with Dubyah
2001-08-14 - am I boring you?
2001-08-14 - why I oughta
2001-08-13 - 2 legit 2 quit
2001-08-13 - veg-o-matic
2001-08-12 - fat on the inside
2001-08-12 - two girls
2001-08-11 - in the mood (cue chickens)
2001-08-10 - man trouble
2001-08-10 - incontinentia buttocks
2001-08-10 - plotsy diary for swoony femmes
2001-08-10 - breathe
2001-08-10 - mercury
2001-08-09 - mermaids
2001-08-08 - Nos. 37-40 of the 200 Little Known Facts about Me
2001-08-07 - where's the beep
2001-08-07 - into the breach
2001-08-07 - angels and fairies
2001-08-07 - tantrums, part 2
2001-08-07 - tantrums
2001-08-05 - abort, retry, fail
2001-08-04 - crouching, uh...
2001-08-04 - girls night out
2001-08-02 - something old, something new, something borrowed, something blue
2001-08-01 - payday
2001-07-31 - house of bamboo
2001-07-31 - ...these are the days of our lives
2001-07-31 - Being John Malkovich
2001-07-31 - Two Hundred Little Known Facts about Me
2001-07-30 - tonight we're gonna party like it's 199
2001-07-30 - one fish, two fish
2001-07-29 - binaries
2001-07-28 - taboo
2001-07-27 - hoarse, apes
2001-07-27 - spoiled
2001-07-27 - P.S.
2001-07-26 - elephant scabs
2001-07-26 - chaff
2001-07-26 - social butterfly
2001-07-24 - 1985
2001-07-24 - home early
2001-07-24 - the pie lady
2001-07-23 - what's my age again
2001-07-23 - gilt and guilt
2001-07-23 - scooter love
2001-07-23 - movie weekend
2001-07-20 - hang on, I'm in another window
2001-07-20 - the next big thing
2001-07-19 - my budding critic
2001-07-19 - gearing up
2001-07-18 - more wine!
2001-07-18 - personality disorder test results
2001-07-18 - happiness in my rear-view mirror
2001-07-18 - my personal sound effect
2001-07-17 - sanitized for your protection
2001-07-17 - sad day in Loserville
2001-07-17 - why do fools fall in love?
2001-07-16 - quiet time
2001-07-16 - picking up where we left off
2001-07-15 - a series of unrelated statements. well, almost
2001-07-14 - cheerleader movies & black leggings
2001-07-13 - listerine
2001-07-13 - happy Friday the 13th
2001-07-12 - da da deet da deet da dee doo
2001-07-12 - woo hoo!
2001-07-11 - long-distance domination
2001-07-11 - expressly for you by la bad poetess
2001-07-11 - production values
2001-07-11 - A.I. P.U.
2001-07-10 - circulation desk
2001-07-10 - goodwill
2001-07-10 - go-go dancers
2001-07-10 - message I got upon arrival at the Biblical Curse Generator
2001-07-10 - Twinkies
2001-07-09 - sorbet
2001-07-09 - the selfish mind
2001-07-06 - the girl in the mirror
2001-07-06 - extracurricular activities
2001-07-05 - my floppy drive
2001-07-04 - don't rain on my parade
2001-07-03 - some things I hate about George W. Bush
2001-07-02 - urine big trouble
2001-07-02 - big ol jet airliner
2001-06-30 - dream of nosepicker's remorse
2001-06-28 - distracted
2001-06-28 - is this bad?
2001-06-28 - the princess and the peas
2001-06-26 - meet the parents
2001-06-26 - 800-pound gorilla
2001-06-25 - a pre-existing condition
2001-06-25 - crazy
2001-06-25 - neurasthenic
2001-06-24 - sympathy pains
2001-06-24 - country gold saturday night
2001-06-23 - criminals revisited
2001-06-23 - Oprah-tized
2001-06-21 - Judge Judy and executioner
2001-06-21 - bang bang
2001-06-21 - summer vacation cut short
2001-06-20 - living in a man's world
2001-06-20 - any honey will do
2001-06-20 - my life with cursors
2001-06-20 - Maxine
2001-06-18 - vultures
2001-06-17 - Sav Max
2001-06-17 - normal people, part 2
2001-06-16 - normal people
2001-06-15 - school's out
2001-06-14 - New York women
2001-06-14 - my personal garbage barge
2001-06-13 - thought while reading The New York Review of Books, which Suck has called the most boring magazine on the planet
2001-06-13 - thrillers
2001-06-12 - being Mighty
2001-06-11 - the old college try
2001-06-11 - mulling
2001-06-11 - onward Christian soldiers
2001-06-10 - sisters and saints
2001-06-10 - Diaryland heals all wounds
2001-06-10 - Mondays with Carmela?
2001-06-09 - the problematic mother
2001-06-08 - sorry salad
2001-06-08 - when I have fears
2001-06-07 - find me a find, catch me a catch
2001-06-06 - pet stories
2001-06-06 - ode de toilette
2001-06-05 - Look, I was right!
2001-06-05 - chimp change
2001-06-05 - one man's wacky
2001-06-04 - Back Off, Bucko
2001-06-04 - Make the Pie Higher, a poem by George W. Bush
2001-06-04 - smoker's lament
2001-06-04 - secret agent, math
2001-06-03 - hard-headed day's night
2001-06-02 - who, what, when, where, why
2001-06-02 - name that tune
2001-06-01 - auto did act | Google searches
2001-06-01 - cut the crap, lady
2001-06-01 - free to be, you and me
2001-05-31 - l'Internationale
2001-05-30 - knight in shining armor
2001-05-28 - Memorial Day picnickers
2001-05-28 - brain trauma with rock star
2001-05-26 - once was lost, but now am found
2001-05-26 - doomed to repeat it
2001-05-26 - rolling with the stones
2001-05-24 - a woman of easy virtue
2001-05-24 - bad dream with plane
2001-05-23 - night vision
2001-05-22 - do you hear what I hear?
2001-05-22 - what so loudly we hailed
2001-05-22 - angel of the morning
2001-05-22 - have you seen my brain? I left it around here somewhere
2001-05-21 - stage mothering
2001-05-17 - life with children
2001-05-17 - pain and pleasure
2001-05-17 - Veronica
2001-05-16 - living the life of the mind
2001-05-15 - Philomela
2001-05-15 - my grandmother, dead or alive
2001-05-13 - hand-wringing
2001-05-11 - whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
2001-05-09 - Holy Moses!
2001-05-08 - evil is as evil does
2001-05-08 - What's Playing at My Own Private Film Festival
2001-05-07 - being of sound mind
2001-05-07 - kites, points, and potstickers
2001-05-07 - social butterfly
2001-05-07 - look who's stalking
2001-05-06 - lawyers and atheists
2001-05-05 - the sum of our parts
2001-05-04 - who's he when he's at home?
2001-05-04 - Rings and Strings and Buttons and Bows
2001-05-02 - Surf 'n' Turf
2001-04-14 - getting my priorities straight
2001-04-09 - The List
2001-04-09 - not the list of things I'd be good at
2001-03-31 - tinkle, tinkle, little star
2001-03-28 - dog's life
2001-03-24 - on self-omniscience
2001-03-24 - wedding blues
2001-02-21 - cause and effect
2001-02-12 - Seven-Year Itch
2001-02-12 - coming soon to a diary near you
2001-02-12 - ipso facto
2001-01-26 - poetic justice

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