2001-12-31 - our New Year's resolutions 2001-12-31 - I coulda been a contender 2001-12-29 - lost loves 2001-12-29 - sic transit gloria mundi 2001-12-28 - our criminal past 2001-12-28 - jolly snowman & the fallopian tubes 2001-12-25 - Christmas 2001-12-22 - support your local letter carrier 2001-12-21 - four days 2001-12-17 - what I did on my Saturday night 2001-12-14 - mother nature 2001-12-14 - thrift remorse 2001-12-13 - same old story 2001-12-13 - grrrrrrrrrrrrrr! 2001-12-12 - rough day in Loserville 2001-12-12 - Cassandra on ice 2001-12-12 - the ugly American, c'est moi 2001-12-11 - race, feminism, class and first grade 2001-12-10 - the year in review 2001-12-08 - afterglow 2001-12-04 - long may she wave 2001-12-03 - what passes for logic out in the ether 2001-12-03 - kudzu over quicksand 2001-12-03 - I was born in the wagon of a traveling show 2001-11-30 - a head for math 2001-11-30 - material girl 2001-11-29 - yesterday, we didn't go to the museum 2001-11-27 - setting the record straight 2001-11-26 - quitting time 2001-11-23 - interview 2001-11-23 - fuel for thought 2001-11-22 - think. think! 2001-11-21 - licking wounds 2001-11-19 - my secret pal 2001-11-19 - here comes Santie Claus 2001-11-19 - maybe, maybe not 2001-11-18 - the old gray mare she ain't what she used to be 2001-11-18 - big night 2001-11-16 - the family handyman 2001-11-16 - ruination rumination 2001-11-14 - the most recognizable nose in the world 2001-11-13 - no offense 2001-11-09 - you like me! you really really like me! 2001-11-08 - screaming match 2001-11-07 - ridiculous 2001-11-05 - best of all, we won 2001-11-05 - sis boom bah 2001-11-05 - not yet 2001-11-03 - life in the information age 2001-11-01 - non-progress report 2001-10-29 - Oprah 2001-10-29 - now where did I put those bonbons 2001-10-28 - sounds good to me 2001-10-27 - erotic city 2001-10-25 - new feature! 2001-10-25 - I kissed a girl 2001-10-24 - really love your peaches 2001-10-24 - strong words 2001-10-24 - a very important person in our family 2001-10-23 - bio hazard 2001-10-23 - dear reader 2001-10-22 - ICQ 2001-10-21 - soccer dance 2001-10-19 - gallows humor 2001-10-17 - D'land fantasy shindig 2001-10-17 - safe as houses 2001-10-16 - religion quiz results 2001-10-16 - the difference 2001-10-16 - swing bangs 2001-10-15 - flagwavers 2001-10-14 - spaghetti 2001-10-13 - pretty maids all in a row 2001-10-12 - on second thought 2001-10-12 - anonymous crush and backwards pride 2001-10-12 - stop making sense 2001-10-11 - remember this 2001-10-11 - planned obsolescence and pay-as-you-go rant 2001-10-10 - talk about your Western influence 2001-10-10 - do be a doo-bee 2001-10-07 - Emmys 2001-10-03 - oops 2001-10-03 - my so-called career 2001-10-02 - ironic 2001-10-01 - better now? not sure 2001-10-01 - hack 2001-09-30 - here's an e-mail/forward I just sent to a bunch of my friends. There's no reason my diary should be spared 2001-09-28 - overboard 2001-09-28 - Ann-Margret 2001-09-26 - and another thing 2001-09-26 - happy feet 2001-09-25 - what do you want to do? 2001-09-25 - go lightning 2001-09-22 - the new masculine 2001-09-21 - now we are six 2001-09-19 - being the Mom 2001-09-19 - bonbons and Bridget 2001-09-19 - if music be the food of love, play on 2001-09-14 - noble, but useless 2001-09-13 - house proud 2001-09-13 - on the prospect of war 2001-09-12 - in the wrong place at the wrong time 2001-09-12 - I love you, honey 2001-09-12 - the money trail 2001-09-11 - holding hands 2001-09-11 - blood donations needed 2001-09-11 - America under attack 2001-09-13 - it's my party and I'll cry if I want to 2001-09-09 - special guest appearance 2001-09-08 - accident 2001-09-07 - juggling 2001-09-06 - click clash clich� 2001-09-03 - nice work if you can get it 2001-08-31 - go team 2001-08-30 - adventures in professionalism 2001-08-28 - do it yourself 2001-08-28 - quicksand 2001-08-27 - welcome to first grade 2001-08-27 - cupcakes and grindstones 2001-08-26 - duh 2001-08-24 - housewife 2001-08-23 - freaky diary 2001-08-21 - guess you had to be there 2001-08-21 - taking the fun out of fundamental 2001-08-21 - dux redux (reflux?) 2001-08-21 - hunchback of notre m�re 2001-08-20 - what I really want to say is 2001-08-18 - summer of love 2001-08-17 - monkey in a cage 2001-08-16 - morning man 2001-08-14 - dinner with Dubyah 2001-08-14 - am I boring you? 2001-08-14 - why I oughta 2001-08-13 - 2 legit 2 quit 2001-08-13 - veg-o-matic 2001-08-12 - fat on the inside 2001-08-12 - two girls 2001-08-11 - in the mood (cue chickens) 2001-08-10 - man trouble 2001-08-10 - incontinentia buttocks 2001-08-10 - plotsy diary for swoony femmes 2001-08-10 - breathe 2001-08-10 - mercury 2001-08-09 - mermaids 2001-08-08 - Nos. 37-40 of the 200 Little Known Facts about Me 2001-08-07 - where's the beep 2001-08-07 - into the breach 2001-08-07 - angels and fairies 2001-08-07 - tantrums, part 2 2001-08-07 - tantrums 2001-08-05 - abort, retry, fail 2001-08-04 - crouching, uh... 2001-08-04 - girls night out 2001-08-02 - something old, something new, something borrowed, something blue 2001-08-01 - payday 2001-07-31 - house of bamboo 2001-07-31 - ...these are the days of our lives 2001-07-31 - Being John Malkovich 2001-07-31 - Two Hundred Little Known Facts about Me 2001-07-30 - tonight we're gonna party like it's 199 2001-07-30 - one fish, two fish 2001-07-29 - binaries 2001-07-28 - taboo 2001-07-27 - hoarse, apes 2001-07-27 - spoiled 2001-07-27 - P.S. 2001-07-26 - elephant scabs 2001-07-26 - chaff 2001-07-26 - social butterfly 2001-07-24 - 1985 2001-07-24 - home early 2001-07-24 - the pie lady 2001-07-23 - what's my age again 2001-07-23 - gilt and guilt 2001-07-23 - scooter love 2001-07-23 - movie weekend 2001-07-20 - hang on, I'm in another window 2001-07-20 - the next big thing 2001-07-19 - my budding critic 2001-07-19 - gearing up 2001-07-18 - more wine! 2001-07-18 - personality disorder test results 2001-07-18 - happiness in my rear-view mirror 2001-07-18 - my personal sound effect 2001-07-17 - sanitized for your protection 2001-07-17 - sad day in Loserville 2001-07-17 - why do fools fall in love? 2001-07-16 - quiet time 2001-07-16 - picking up where we left off 2001-07-15 - a series of unrelated statements. well, almost 2001-07-14 - cheerleader movies & black leggings 2001-07-13 - listerine 2001-07-13 - happy Friday the 13th 2001-07-12 - da da deet da deet da dee doo 2001-07-12 - woo hoo! 2001-07-11 - long-distance domination 2001-07-11 - expressly for you by la bad poetess 2001-07-11 - production values 2001-07-11 - A.I. P.U. 2001-07-10 - circulation desk 2001-07-10 - goodwill 2001-07-10 - go-go dancers 2001-07-10 - message I got upon arrival at the Biblical Curse Generator 2001-07-10 - Twinkies 2001-07-09 - sorbet 2001-07-09 - the selfish mind 2001-07-06 - the girl in the mirror 2001-07-06 - extracurricular activities 2001-07-05 - my floppy drive 2001-07-04 - don't rain on my parade 2001-07-03 - some things I hate about George W. Bush 2001-07-02 - urine big trouble 2001-07-02 - big ol jet airliner 2001-06-30 - dream of nosepicker's remorse 2001-06-28 - distracted 2001-06-28 - is this bad? 2001-06-28 - the princess and the peas 2001-06-26 - meet the parents 2001-06-26 - 800-pound gorilla 2001-06-25 - a pre-existing condition 2001-06-25 - crazy 2001-06-25 - neurasthenic 2001-06-24 - sympathy pains 2001-06-24 - country gold saturday night 2001-06-23 - criminals revisited 2001-06-23 - Oprah-tized 2001-06-21 - Judge Judy and executioner 2001-06-21 - bang bang 2001-06-21 - summer vacation cut short 2001-06-20 - living in a man's world 2001-06-20 - any honey will do 2001-06-20 - my life with cursors 2001-06-20 - Maxine 2001-06-18 - vultures 2001-06-17 - Sav Max 2001-06-17 - normal people, part 2 2001-06-16 - normal people 2001-06-15 - school's out 2001-06-14 - New York women 2001-06-14 - my personal garbage barge 2001-06-13 - thought while reading The New York Review of Books, which Suck has called the most boring magazine on the planet 2001-06-13 - thrillers 2001-06-12 - being Mighty 2001-06-11 - the old college try 2001-06-11 - mulling 2001-06-11 - onward Christian soldiers 2001-06-10 - sisters and saints 2001-06-10 - Diaryland heals all wounds 2001-06-10 - Mondays with Carmela? 2001-06-09 - the problematic mother 2001-06-08 - sorry salad 2001-06-08 - when I have fears 2001-06-07 - find me a find, catch me a catch 2001-06-06 - pet stories 2001-06-06 - ode de toilette 2001-06-05 - Look, I was right! 2001-06-05 - chimp change 2001-06-05 - one man's wacky 2001-06-04 - Back Off, Bucko 2001-06-04 - Make the Pie Higher, a poem by George W. Bush 2001-06-04 - smoker's lament 2001-06-04 - secret agent, math 2001-06-03 - hard-headed day's night 2001-06-02 - who, what, when, where, why 2001-06-02 - name that tune 2001-06-01 - auto did act | Google searches 2001-06-01 - cut the crap, lady 2001-06-01 - free to be, you and me 2001-05-31 - l'Internationale 2001-05-30 - knight in shining armor 2001-05-28 - Memorial Day picnickers 2001-05-28 - brain trauma with rock star 2001-05-26 - once was lost, but now am found 2001-05-26 - doomed to repeat it 2001-05-26 - rolling with the stones 2001-05-24 - a woman of easy virtue 2001-05-24 - bad dream with plane 2001-05-23 - night vision 2001-05-22 - do you hear what I hear? 2001-05-22 - what so loudly we hailed 2001-05-22 - angel of the morning 2001-05-22 - have you seen my brain? I left it around here somewhere 2001-05-21 - stage mothering 2001-05-17 - life with children 2001-05-17 - pain and pleasure 2001-05-17 - Veronica 2001-05-16 - living the life of the mind 2001-05-15 - Philomela 2001-05-15 - my grandmother, dead or alive 2001-05-13 - hand-wringing 2001-05-11 - whatcha gonna do when they come for you? 2001-05-09 - Holy Moses! 2001-05-08 - evil is as evil does 2001-05-08 - What's Playing at My Own Private Film Festival 2001-05-07 - being of sound mind 2001-05-07 - kites, points, and potstickers 2001-05-07 - social butterfly 2001-05-07 - look who's stalking 2001-05-06 - lawyers and atheists 2001-05-05 - the sum of our parts 2001-05-04 - who's he when he's at home? 2001-05-04 - Rings and Strings and Buttons and Bows 2001-05-02 - Surf 'n' Turf 2001-04-14 - getting my priorities straight 2001-04-09 - The List 2001-04-09 - not the list of things I'd be good at 2001-03-31 - tinkle, tinkle, little star 2001-03-28 - dog's life 2001-03-24 - on self-omniscience 2001-03-24 - wedding blues 2001-02-21 - cause and effect 2001-02-12 - Seven-Year Itch 2001-02-12 - coming soon to a diary near you 2001-02-12 - ipso facto 2001-01-26 - poetic justice
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