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2002-12-23 | 9:34 p.m.

December 23, 2002

Hi Tooth Fairy Woman or Man,

You can put the dollar bill in the bag with the tooth, or you could just take the tooth in the bag and just leave the dollar bill. Hope you have a nice tooth business!

Your friend,

Felony
The Tooth Loser

P.S.: I don�t mean like a "loser." The kind of loser that someone would call a dummy. I mean the kind of loser who loses teeth.

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I am riding the emotional rollercoaster tonight. Hope I'm getting my period, otherwise too embarrassing to have a crying jag over fact that none of immediate family shares my affection for tomato soup.

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