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2001-10-27 | 11:12 a.m.

Kath McCall is always memorializing her Hotmail spam in her notify list updates. So she will appreciate the one I got today:

Is There Pornography On Your Computer? Are you SURE?

Erf, don't ask me that! I mean, yes, I'm sure.

I was trying to figure out who would need a utility that finds and deletes your porn collection. I think most porn collectors are pretty committed to the hobby. But I guess I could see a few uses for it. When the kids figure out how to browse the drive contents, or when the IT guy is coming downstairs to look at your machine.

We don't have much to get excited about on our machine. Literally. Maybe a Bondage Fairies cover here; some Bettie Page soft-core pin-ups there. The house is pretty bereft, too. I once read a statistic that claimed the demographic that buys the most sex toys is Republican women. (It doesn't seem possible, does it?) I'm always meaning to get more adventurous but it hasn't happened yet. I have thought about ordering one of these, since it doesn't require piercing, but we'll see. And I've always thought it would be fun to have one of these, but they're so darn expensive I haven't yet taken the plunge. If I did get it, I worry that I'd be inclined to display it instead of using it. They're so cute, like the Hello Kitty of sex toys.

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