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2001-06-01 | 7:33 p.m.

[Note: I'm going to add a few asterisks into the search terms below just to end the vicious cycle of luring in people who are searching on the search terms listed below (the original searches did not contain asterisks). I've had enough golden shower fetishists here to last a lifetime. --08/30/01] Saw another good bumpersticker today:

MASTURBATING IS NOT A CRIME

Apparently a take on the skateboarding stickers that have been around for almost 20 years.

Speaking of my own personal enjoyment, I'm going to use this space to begin listing some of the Google searches that have brought people here, just for the voyeurism of it all (if you like this sort of thing and haven't been already, be sure to check out oddgoogle):

  • "biggest player in the NFL"
  • "p**d her pants" (2x)
  • "she p**d her pants" (2x)
  • surrendering to marriage
  • "mothers having s*x"
  • MAKE THE PIE HIGHER
  • Uncircumcised penises
  • Diaryland AND "going barefoot"
  • "p*cking her nose and eating"/"p*icked nose and ate" (what is this---a fetish?)
  • Jeffrey Dahmer TED
  • "bottles of nair"
  • "p*cks her nose and eats"
  • crackhead mothers
  • Masturbating is not a crime
  • jenna bush onion
  • MRS. CLAUS COSTUMES
  • richard thompson Washington Post George W. Bush poem
  • dog p**d on my bed / "dog peed on bed"
  • "my drunken sister"
  • squeaky bed
  • ciaran hinds (4x)
  • "sold my screenplay" diaryland (stalker?!!)
  • "squeaky bed"
  • "keep anything down" "stomach flu"
  • leaking basement floor
  • Billy Elliott soundtrack (3x)
  • John Updike email phone
  • heather locklear wedding dress
  • "Sam West" and "Howards End"
  • "pushy sales clerks"
  • chocolate and anxiety
  • potty training phobia
  • mononoke annotations
  • Cinderella set designs
  • fat people are harder to kidnap bumper sticker
  • Ling and Ling and potstickers (what is it with the potstickers?)
  • "Jane Eyre" and Cinderella comparison
  • marco polo game
  • becoming a writer (2x)
  • Ling Ling potstickers
  • Tim Curry Paradise Garage (3x)

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