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next Watched the Academy Awards. This is what watching the Academy Awards feels like to me: "The nominees for Best Restaurant in the Universe are ... Red Lobster, Chevy's, Stewart Anderson's Black Angus, Olive Garden, and Applebee's." Wait a minute--those aren't even the best restaurants in town! How can those be ... "And the winner is ... Olive Garden!" WHAT?! Are you kidding me? Okay, Chevy's may be a chain, but it's way better than Olive Garden. Has everyone gone nuts? Am I stuck in a parallel universe? prev archive next 0 comments random |