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next Bless me, FlyLady, for I have sinned. We only took down our Christmas tree yesterday. It�s still green. Ever since, Felony has been wearing the tree skirt as a skirt. It�s made of red wool felt, and hangs just like a poodle skirt on her. She loves dancing around in it. I wonder if I should rent Grease. I would if I didn�t think they would memorize all the songs and torment me with them. We went to see a comedian who was joking about how women know all the words to the songs from Grease. He would play a few notes of a song and the audience would sing the words. But at our table, when he played �Summer Nights,� it was Duff who could sing along, not me. The comedian�s name was Craig Robinson, by the way. I thought he was pretty good. Jinx is all about transformers lately. He watches the show on TV, in my mother's room, and if he�s napping when it comes on, my Mom tapes it. This kid�s sense of entitlement barely fits in our house anymore. "Mom, did you know that Optimus Prime can transform into an affordable command center?" No, I didn�t know that. �Mom, look. Look, Mom. I made my own transformers that transform into birds. This one is 'Spankwart,' and this one is called 'Functional Air.'"
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